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These are the types of texts I get from my boyfriend while I’m at work. Yeah…..

These are the types of texts I get from my boyfriend while I’m at work. Yeah…..

shesbombb:

I just had to post this hunny boo boo!

shesbombb:

I just had to post this hunny boo boo!

Imagine what a great organization the catholic church could be if they actually followed Jesus’ teachings. 

  • boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
  • girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.